angelamongdemons sent: [text] I'm finding myself very lonely lately, and I haven't had a call in months from you. I'm extremely offended. A

angelamongdemons:

teafortorture:

Regent smirks and flicks through his phone to send a reply. 
[text] Don’t be offended, i’m sure you’ve had many a fine arse to keep you company. Thought I’d be in the way. RD
[text] My lord. RD

"I do hope you have been taking care of yourself Regent, I don’t want to have to punish you for anything," He says with a bit of a frown. He supposed he wasn’t really in any position to make a proper complaint. He hadn’t seen Regent in a long time. And he was not his, had not been anything close to his. He couldn’t demand anything of him, even if he wanted to. "The fire is nice right?" He asks, moving to press kisses against Regents palms.

"Mhmm." Regent smiled, savouring the sweet gesture. "I’ve made sure to eat and keep as safe as can be expected." He moved in slightly to kiss Asmo’s cheek and ran his fingers through the others hair, holding close. "I’ve missed you. Missed the feel of you near me. Missed the way you look at me." He had been apart from the supernatural for far too long and he missed walking along the veil that kept most creatures away from mortals. "I worried though. I didn’t think you’d be coming back." He let his fingers travel down to Asmo’s collar, messing with the fabric and neatening it out. "I’m glad you did…"

angelamongdemons sent: [text] I'm finding myself very lonely lately, and I haven't had a call in months from you. I'm extremely offended. A

angelamongdemons:

teafortorture:

Regent smirks and flicks through his phone to send a reply. 
[text] Don’t be offended, i’m sure you’ve had many a fine arse to keep you company. Thought I’d be in the way. RD
[text] My lord. RD

"You are free to help me shop for the place, I don’t think I’m completely finished decorating," He says, picking him up bridal style without a word, not putting him down until they’re on the thick rug in front of the fire. Darling Regent. How he’s missed the mans company. He had forgotten how infatuated he could get with the human. "I’m living here, yes. Cost me way too much to be just for show"

The lift comes as a surprise and Regents arms slip around Asmo’s neck to steady himself. He had forgotten the strength of of the sin and just for a moment he feared falling. He felt lighter than air once he realized he was in no danger and gently kissed along Asmo’s jaw. “I’ll get the catalogues tomorrow.” He smiled, settling beside his old lover. “I’m glad you found a place to settle. Even if it did cost you so much.” The mortal sat in front of the fire and sighed softly. “It’s nice to be somewhere so warm.” He smiled at Asmo and gently took his hand to tug him down the the rug. 

angelamongdemons sent: [text] I'm finding myself very lonely lately, and I haven't had a call in months from you. I'm extremely offended. A

angelamongdemons:

teafortorture:

Regent smirks and flicks through his phone to send a reply. 
[text] Don’t be offended, i’m sure you’ve had many a fine arse to keep you company. Thought I’d be in the way. RD
[text] My lord. RD

Asmodeus doesn’t bother replying to the text, because as much as he wants to reassure Regent that Jim is most likely as obsessed as he was day one,  he didn’t really care either way right now. For tonight, at least, Regent was his. Something that hadn’t happened in far too long. If he went without a visit for so long again, he might have to force him to visit. Permanently.

He is waiting to open the door for him, smiling at the familiar face. It had definitely been far too long. “You’ve lost weight Ree, I hope you haven’t been neglecting yourself,” He chides, pulling him in by his wrist for a heated kiss, closing the door behind him with his foot. “So? What do you think of the new place?”

The chemist smiled and took the kiss to mean that he was sorely missed. He woulld have to make sure there was time out for him to visit Asmodues more often. Especially if he is to be greeted like that every time. “It becomes tedious to cook after a while and I find myself eating less as the weather becomes warmer. Rest assured I will get it back by the end of autumn.” He took in the sight of the large apartment, nodding softly in approval. “I think it’s grand enough for you. Maybe a few more paintings, a little more colour and you’d be fine.” He took a breath and looked over Asmo. “Is it all for show or are you really living here?” He asked softly, moving closer and letting his eyes wander.

angelamongdemons sent: [text] I'm finding myself very lonely lately, and I haven't had a call in months from you. I'm extremely offended. A

angelamongdemons:

teafortorture:

Regent smirks and flicks through his phone to send a reply. 
[text] Don’t be offended, i’m sure you’ve had many a fine arse to keep you company. Thought I’d be in the way. RD
[text] My lord. RD

[text] 54 Academy Gardens

[text] M keeping you on a tight leash?

[text] No leash. Haven’t been called in to see him for weeks. Starting to think he’s gotten tired of me. Then again, I am still alive.

He looked out of the window and sighed as he came up to the address. It was larger than the last place he’d seen. But it looked warm and safe. Anything better than his own flat. He thanks the driver and and headed up to the door, taking another deep breath and steeling himself for the reunion.

angelamongdemons sent: [text] I'm finding myself very lonely lately, and I haven't had a call in months from you. I'm extremely offended. A

angelamongdemons:

teafortorture:

Regent smirks and flicks through his phone to send a reply. 
[text] Don’t be offended, i’m sure you’ve had many a fine arse to keep you company. Thought I’d be in the way. RD
[text] My lord. RD

[text] Whats the point in a thousand fine boys when I want you? A
[text] Which is a hint for you to get here. Now. A

[text] I’d already be on my way if you’d send me an address. I’ll be in the car so give me a moment to get Jim’s driver. RD
He got downstairs and stretched out in the back seat of the black sedan, prepared for what would be an interesting reunion. 

angelamongdemons sent: [text] I'm finding myself very lonely lately, and I haven't had a call in months from you. I'm extremely offended. A

Regent smirks and flicks through his phone to send a reply. 
[text] Don’t be offended, i’m sure you’ve had many a fine arse to keep you company. Thought I’d be in the way. RD
[text] My lord. RD

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beyondthewavves:

"Please Doctor, it’s the only medicine we’ve got.”

OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS BALTO.. 978 OTHER PEOPLE HAVE REBLOGGED THIS THAT MEANS THERE ARE MORE PEOPLE WHO LOVE THIS FUCKING MOVIE. EVERYTIME I ASK PEOPLE IF THEY REMEMBER IT THEY THINK I’M TALKING ABOUT BOLT AND IT KILLS ME INSIDE

i have hope

shamrrock:

Looking for a job, have an interview here but idk it creeps me out a bit.

shamrrock:

Looking for a job, have an interview here but idk it creeps me out a bit.

shared on August 28 with 34,695 notes via humphrrey

squeewentthefangirl:

dear marvel merchandising where is my dancing baby groot sapling do you think this is a fucking game

Just saw one on Etsy.

red3blog:

C’mon, Marvel. Put these together and it’ll be like printing money.

i saw some on Etsy

shared on August 9 with 180 notes via red3blog

mamalaz:

BBC Sherlock in the original Victorian era

Educating a Friend

Me: So, let's say that you're at school and you see a guy you know. I mean, you guys talk every once in a while and he's pretty cool, but you're not like friends or anything. You just talk to him every once in a while.
Guy Friend: What's his name?
Me: I don't know. Frank?
Guy Friend: No.
Me: Okay, fine. His name is Will. Okay?
Guy Friend: I don't think it really suits him, but okay.
Me: ...So anyway, you're at school during lunchtime and you see Will. So, you notice Will's not eating anything. That's when you realize that Will has no lunch, no money for lunch, and no way of getting either. He's just sitting there like he normally would. He's not acting any differently and he's not asking anyone for anything. Not money, not a fry, not even a salt packet, but you know he's gotta be hungry. So, what do you do?
Guy Friend: Do I have any money?
Me: Yeah. You have enough for you and another meal.
Guy Friend: Duh, I buy him lunch.
Me: Okay, cool. So, like you said, you buy him lunch. You buy your lunch and you buy his lunch and you go over and hand it to him. And, he says, "Wow. You know, that's really nice of you, but I wasn't gonna ask anyone for lunch. I was probably just gonna wait until I got home to eat." And, then you say--
Guy Friend: Nah, it's cool.
Me: Exactly. You say, "Nah, it's cool. I'm just being nice. It's a gift." And, Will says, "You know, that's awesome. You're really nice, bro." And, after that, you guys start hanging out. You guys are like really good buds. You are always hanging out and laughing and just having a good time. So, you guys are friends for a few months, and it's tons of fun. Then, one day, you go up to Will and you say, "Hey, Will, you know, I've been thinking, and I kinda want that five bucks."
Guy Friend: What five bucks?
Me: Hold on. I'm getting there. So, Will says, "What five bucks?" To which, you reply, "Well, we've been hanging out for a long time and it's been really fun, but like, I've done a lot of really nice things for you. Like, I'm always nice to you and I always listen and do things you wanna do, so I was thinking that because I've been so nice, you should pay me back that five bucks I spent to get your lunch right before we started really hanging out."
Guy Friend: What? Why would I--
Me: I'm not done yet. So, then Will looks kinda hurt and he says, "But I thought you were just being nice. I thought that was just a gift." So, you say, "Whether or not it was a gift, don't you think you kinda owe me that five bucks since I've been so nice to you?" And, Will says, "No. I don't think I owe you that!" And you get mad, so you say, "Well, I think that you do, so I think you're being really shitty and stuck up about this and I feel like I've been completely wronged."
Guy Friend: Oh, my God. That's so fucked up of me. I would never do that to Will. Will was nice. We were buds. That's way screwed.
Me: I know, right? Hey, just wondering, have you ever heard of this fictional place called "The Friendzone?"
Guy Friend: Well, yeah, but...
Guy Friend: ...
Guy Friend: ...
Guy Friend: oh
youarelookingatthis:

postalofficepunk:

lezly-odair:

How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homophobia and sexism

I’m not religious, but this comic is flipping adorable.

I am religious, and I wish more religious people felt this way.

youarelookingatthis:

postalofficepunk:

lezly-odair:

How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homophobia and sexism

I’m not religious, but this comic is flipping adorable.

I am religious, and I wish more religious people felt this way.

blessyoumydarling:

neil-gaiman:

derych:

brucefuckingbanner:

mishasminions:

RELEVANT TO HUMANITY

Relevant to tumblr.

Relevant to existence.

I am afraid this is actually a true thing, whether you want it to be true or not.

Relevant to all things.

C