book one: professor mcgonnagal and the you put a WHAT in our WHERE albus
book two: professor mcgonnagal and the we have a WHAT IN OUR WHERE ALBUS
book three: professor mcgonnagal and the ministry is sending us WHAT because of WHO
book four: professor mcgonnagal and the ARE YOU SHITTING ME ALBUS
book five: professor mcgonnagal and the we have WHO telling us to do WHAT
book six: professor mcgonnagal and the albus do something NO NOT THAT
book seven: professor mcgonnagal and the I FINALLY GET TO BLOW SHIT UP THANK YOU WIZARD GOD

artbooksnat:

Original animation layouts from the Hayao Miyazaki film The Wind Rises (風立ちぬ).

Send me a fetish and i’ll rate it

nekopanties:

fetish: go away | no | rather not | I dunno | I guess | sure | yes | FUCK yes | oh god you don’t even know | right here, right now

image

missmurrka:

candybeatz:

missmurrka:

ever wish u could just

What jerk made this

it was me 
expressing my personal feelings about my body
i’ll make sure not to do that next time

missmurrka:

candybeatz:

missmurrka:

ever wish u could just

What jerk made this

it was me 

expressing my personal feelings about my body

i’ll make sure not to do that next time

josephinemaria:

Tell me about it.

josephinemaria:

Tell me about it.

janedrewfinally:

flameysaur:

youngtitan213:

hipster medusa

no more homework pls. ;A; 

Oh my god, this is so cool and amazing! THE SNAKE HAS LITTLE GLASSES!

Of course, now two of the snakes are going to be totally buzzed on caffeine and annoying all the other snakes for hooouuurrrrssss

mimiyule:

galaxxxy envy

http://theywillliveagaininfreedom.tumblr.com/post/81299427437/frecklestherobot-thescienceofjohnlock

frecklestherobot:

thescienceofjohnlock:

deadsmondmiles:

sherlockedat221bbakerstreet:

Same sex marriage is now legal in Britain
*whisperes* Johnlock

*whispers* real living people with real rights and real feelings that are infinitely more important than your…

pillow-widow:

animeasuka:

e-zekiel:

THIS IS THE BEST SCENE IN THIS ENTIRE TELEVISION SERIES AND YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

WHAT HAPPENED HERE I DON’T UNDERSTAND

HE SHOWED HIM THE CARPET THAT MATCHED THE DRAPES

dnorthrop:

hybridrobot:

glita:

oh

my

god

purrrrfect….

those lucky little furry fuckers!

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:


BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

adriofthedead:

ghostalebrije:

speedwag:

i want every frame of this tattooed on my body and then i want it on my gravestone

the icecream

children in a nutshell

http://regulused.tumblr.com/post/80820754293/augustines-variable-length-blogging-a-bunch-of

augustines:

Variable-Length Blogging: A bunch of “Very Short Introduction” books on pdf

objet-punk-a:

shared on March 26 with 15,749 notes via regulused
submissivefeminist:

LISTEN UP YOU KINKY FUCKS. SOME FOLLOWERS REQUESTED A REVIEW OF THE HITACHI SO HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS BECAUSE YOU’RE GOING TO FUCKING GET ONE.
THIS HERE IS THE HITACHI MAGIC WAND. YOU KNOW WHY THEY CALL IT THAT? BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING MAGICAL. IT’S A JAPANESE “MASSAGER” BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT SOME SMART-ASS BITCH WAS LIKE, “THIS WOULD FEEL SO GOOD ON MY CUNT” AND THIS REVOLUTIONARY SEX TOY WAS BORN! IT’S LITERALLY SO POWERFUL THAT NO BATTERIES CAN MATCH ITS STRENGTH SO YOU JUST PLUG THIS FUCKER RIGHT INTO THE WALL AND GO APE-SHIT.
IF YOUR GENITALS ARE USED TO LITTLE BULLET VIBRATORS THIS IS NOT THE TOY FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE GOING TO SAND YOUR FUCKING CLIT/DICK OFF IF YOU DON’T HAVE WAND-RESISTANCE FROM OTHER WAND VIBRATORS. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT FOR SEX NEWBIES BECAUSE YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY DIE FROM SHOCK. THEY WILL FIND YOU IN A PUDDLE OF CUM WITH A GRIN ON YOUR FACE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO DIE SO JUST PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THIS MONSTER.
THOSE OF US WITH VAGINAS WHO CAN SQUIRT ARE IN ONE FUCKING HELL OF A RIDE. YOU’RE GOING TO WANT TO GRAB A TOWEL OR EIGHT TO COVER YOUR MATTRESS UNLESS YOU WANT GOING TO SLEEP TO BE A DROWNING HAZARD. ALSO, YOU SHOULD BE AWARE THAT USING THIS TO SQUIRT MAY CAUSE DEHYDRATION WHICH ALSO INCREASES YOUR CHANCES OF DEATH.
THE ONLY THING I DON’T LIKE ABOUT THIS THING IS THAT A) ALL MY OUTLETS ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF MY ROOM AND I LITERALLY HAVE TO HUMP A PILLOW ON THE FLOOR IN A CORNER BUT FUCK IT—IT’S SO GOOD, AND B) THE HEAD IS QUITE LARGE AND DOESN’T FOCUS ALL THE VIBRATIONS TO YOUR CLIT. BUT I GUESS THAT’S NECESSARY BECAUSE, SERIOUSLY, OTHERWISE IT MAY JUST FALL OFF AND NO ONE WANTS THAT.
IF YOU’RE A SUBMISSIVE AND YOUR DOMINANT IS INTO KINKY SHIT LIKE FORCED ORGASMS, YOU BETTER FUCKING NOT BUY THIS TOY BECAUSE YOU MIGHT LITERALLY DIE FROM ORGASMS. IT SHOULD COME WITH LIKE A MILLION WARNING ABOUT ORGASM-RELATED DEATHS BUT UNFORTUNATELY THEY KEEP DENYING THE KINKY SHIT PEOPLE DO WITH THIS TOY AND JUST WARN YOU NOT TO USE IT IN THE TUB. DUH.
BASICALLY, THIS THING WILL PROBABLY KILL YOU. I’M SURE PEOPLE HAVE DIED AS A RESULT OF CUMMING TOO HARD OR TOO MUCH SO THAT’S WHY NO BITCH-ASS PUSSIES SHOULD OWN THIS MACHINE. IF YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT YOU BETTER FUCKING PROVE IT. 
PREPARE YOURSELF AND ORDER THIS FUCKING BEAUTY. YOU CAN BUY IT HERE IF YOU WANT. AND I KNOW YOU FUCKERS ARE GOING TO USE MY CODE, “V2V”, AND GET 15% OFF BECAUSE ONLY AN ASSHOLE DOESN’T WANT TO SAVE MONEY. AND DON’T FORGET YOUR FREE GIFT AND LUBE.
GO FORTH AND CUM HARDER/BETTER/FASTER/STRONGER, MY LITTLE WHORES.
xx SF

submissivefeminist:

LISTEN UP YOU KINKY FUCKS. SOME FOLLOWERS REQUESTED A REVIEW OF THE HITACHI SO HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS BECAUSE YOU’RE GOING TO FUCKING GET ONE.

THIS HERE IS THE HITACHI MAGIC WAND. YOU KNOW WHY THEY CALL IT THAT? BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING MAGICAL. IT’S A JAPANESE “MASSAGER” BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT SOME SMART-ASS BITCH WAS LIKE, “THIS WOULD FEEL SO GOOD ON MY CUNT” AND THIS REVOLUTIONARY SEX TOY WAS BORN! IT’S LITERALLY SO POWERFUL THAT NO BATTERIES CAN MATCH ITS STRENGTH SO YOU JUST PLUG THIS FUCKER RIGHT INTO THE WALL AND GO APE-SHIT.

IF YOUR GENITALS ARE USED TO LITTLE BULLET VIBRATORS THIS IS NOT THE TOY FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE GOING TO SAND YOUR FUCKING CLIT/DICK OFF IF YOU DON’T HAVE WAND-RESISTANCE FROM OTHER WAND VIBRATORS. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT FOR SEX NEWBIES BECAUSE YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY DIE FROM SHOCK. THEY WILL FIND YOU IN A PUDDLE OF CUM WITH A GRIN ON YOUR FACE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO DIE SO JUST PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THIS MONSTER.

THOSE OF US WITH VAGINAS WHO CAN SQUIRT ARE IN ONE FUCKING HELL OF A RIDE. YOU’RE GOING TO WANT TO GRAB A TOWEL OR EIGHT TO COVER YOUR MATTRESS UNLESS YOU WANT GOING TO SLEEP TO BE A DROWNING HAZARD. ALSO, YOU SHOULD BE AWARE THAT USING THIS TO SQUIRT MAY CAUSE DEHYDRATION WHICH ALSO INCREASES YOUR CHANCES OF DEATH.

THE ONLY THING I DON’T LIKE ABOUT THIS THING IS THAT A) ALL MY OUTLETS ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF MY ROOM AND I LITERALLY HAVE TO HUMP A PILLOW ON THE FLOOR IN A CORNER BUT FUCK IT—IT’S SO GOOD, AND B) THE HEAD IS QUITE LARGE AND DOESN’T FOCUS ALL THE VIBRATIONS TO YOUR CLIT. BUT I GUESS THAT’S NECESSARY BECAUSE, SERIOUSLY, OTHERWISE IT MAY JUST FALL OFF AND NO ONE WANTS THAT.

IF YOU’RE A SUBMISSIVE AND YOUR DOMINANT IS INTO KINKY SHIT LIKE FORCED ORGASMS, YOU BETTER FUCKING NOT BUY THIS TOY BECAUSE YOU MIGHT LITERALLY DIE FROM ORGASMS. IT SHOULD COME WITH LIKE A MILLION WARNING ABOUT ORGASM-RELATED DEATHS BUT UNFORTUNATELY THEY KEEP DENYING THE KINKY SHIT PEOPLE DO WITH THIS TOY AND JUST WARN YOU NOT TO USE IT IN THE TUB. DUH.

BASICALLY, THIS THING WILL PROBABLY KILL YOU. I’M SURE PEOPLE HAVE DIED AS A RESULT OF CUMMING TOO HARD OR TOO MUCH SO THAT’S WHY NO BITCH-ASS PUSSIES SHOULD OWN THIS MACHINE. IF YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT YOU BETTER FUCKING PROVE IT. 

PREPARE YOURSELF AND ORDER THIS FUCKING BEAUTY. YOU CAN BUY IT HERE IF YOU WANT. AND I KNOW YOU FUCKERS ARE GOING TO USE MY CODE, “V2V”, AND GET 15% OFF BECAUSE ONLY AN ASSHOLE DOESN’T WANT TO SAVE MONEY. AND DON’T FORGET YOUR FREE GIFT AND LUBE.

GO FORTH AND CUM HARDER/BETTER/FASTER/STRONGER, MY LITTLE WHORES.

xx SF

stoneandbloodandwater:

how to walk like a queen [x]

Okay so this shit is in my likes and it’s come across my dash a few times since but this is the first time I’ve seen it since the following happened to me:

One time I was in Manhattan and I had a lot of walking to do and I was bored and was thinking about this gifset and I thought, huh, lets try it. So I did and I was thinking queenly, murderous thoughts and trying to see if people were more willing to get out of my way when I walked like this and then, I watch a guy pass me, do a double take, then a triple take.

Then he engages me in polite conversation for a block or two, tells me I have beautiful hair, then asks me out of drinks. 

CHARLIZE THERON IS A SMART LADY BUT HER ADVICE IS POWERFUL. USE IT WISELY AND WITH CAUTION, MEN MIGHT START THROWING THEMSELVES AT YOU.

C