Original animation layouts from the Hayao Miyazaki film The Wind Rises (風立ちぬ).
fetish: go away | no | rather not | I dunno | I guess | sure | yes | FUCK yes | oh god you don’t even know | right here, right now
ever wish u could just
What jerk made this
it was me
expressing my personal feelings about my body
i’ll make sure not to do that next time
Tell me about it.
no more homework pls. ;A;
Oh my god, this is so cool and amazing! THE SNAKE HAS LITTLE GLASSES!
Of course, now two of the snakes are going to be totally buzzed on caffeine and annoying all the other snakes for hooouuurrrrssss
Same sex marriage is now legal in Britain
*whispers* real living people with real rights and real feelings that are infinitely more important than your…
THIS IS THE BEST SCENE IN THIS ENTIRE TELEVISION SERIES AND YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE
WHAT HAPPENED HERE I DON’T UNDERSTAND
HE SHOWED HIM THE CARPET THAT MATCHED THE DRAPES
those lucky little furry fuckers!
BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.
we need this
gonna put it on my dick
THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR
i want every frame of this tattooed on my body and then i want it on my gravestone
children in a nutshell
LISTEN UP YOU KINKY FUCKS. SOME FOLLOWERS REQUESTED A REVIEW OF THE HITACHI SO HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS BECAUSE YOU’RE GOING TO FUCKING GET ONE.
THIS HERE IS THE HITACHI MAGIC WAND. YOU KNOW WHY THEY CALL IT THAT? BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING MAGICAL. IT’S A JAPANESE “MASSAGER” BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT SOME SMART-ASS BITCH WAS LIKE, “THIS WOULD FEEL SO GOOD ON MY CUNT” AND THIS REVOLUTIONARY SEX TOY WAS BORN! IT’S LITERALLY SO POWERFUL THAT NO BATTERIES CAN MATCH ITS STRENGTH SO YOU JUST PLUG THIS FUCKER RIGHT INTO THE WALL AND GO APE-SHIT.
IF YOUR GENITALS ARE USED TO LITTLE BULLET VIBRATORS THIS IS NOT THE TOY FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE GOING TO SAND YOUR FUCKING CLIT/DICK OFF IF YOU DON’T HAVE WAND-RESISTANCE FROM OTHER WAND VIBRATORS. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT FOR SEX NEWBIES BECAUSE YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY DIE FROM SHOCK. THEY WILL FIND YOU IN A PUDDLE OF CUM WITH A GRIN ON YOUR FACE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO DIE SO JUST PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THIS MONSTER.
THOSE OF US WITH VAGINAS WHO CAN SQUIRT ARE IN ONE FUCKING HELL OF A RIDE. YOU’RE GOING TO WANT TO GRAB A TOWEL OR EIGHT TO COVER YOUR MATTRESS UNLESS YOU WANT GOING TO SLEEP TO BE A DROWNING HAZARD. ALSO, YOU SHOULD BE AWARE THAT USING THIS TO SQUIRT MAY CAUSE DEHYDRATION WHICH ALSO INCREASES YOUR CHANCES OF DEATH.
THE ONLY THING I DON’T LIKE ABOUT THIS THING IS THAT A) ALL MY OUTLETS ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF MY ROOM AND I LITERALLY HAVE TO HUMP A PILLOW ON THE FLOOR IN A CORNER BUT FUCK IT—IT’S SO GOOD, AND B) THE HEAD IS QUITE LARGE AND DOESN’T FOCUS ALL THE VIBRATIONS TO YOUR CLIT. BUT I GUESS THAT’S NECESSARY BECAUSE, SERIOUSLY, OTHERWISE IT MAY JUST FALL OFF AND NO ONE WANTS THAT.
IF YOU’RE A SUBMISSIVE AND YOUR DOMINANT IS INTO KINKY SHIT LIKE FORCED ORGASMS, YOU BETTER FUCKING NOT BUY THIS TOY BECAUSE YOU MIGHT LITERALLY DIE FROM ORGASMS. IT SHOULD COME WITH LIKE A MILLION WARNING ABOUT ORGASM-RELATED DEATHS BUT UNFORTUNATELY THEY KEEP DENYING THE KINKY SHIT PEOPLE DO WITH THIS TOY AND JUST WARN YOU NOT TO USE IT IN THE TUB. DUH.
BASICALLY, THIS THING WILL PROBABLY KILL YOU. I’M SURE PEOPLE HAVE DIED AS A RESULT OF CUMMING TOO HARD OR TOO MUCH SO THAT’S WHY NO BITCH-ASS PUSSIES SHOULD OWN THIS MACHINE. IF YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT YOU BETTER FUCKING PROVE IT.
PREPARE YOURSELF AND ORDER THIS FUCKING BEAUTY. YOU CAN BUY IT HERE IF YOU WANT. AND I KNOW YOU FUCKERS ARE GOING TO USE MY CODE, “V2V”, AND GET 15% OFF BECAUSE ONLY AN ASSHOLE DOESN’T WANT TO SAVE MONEY. AND DON’T FORGET YOUR FREE GIFT AND LUBE.
GO FORTH AND CUM HARDER/BETTER/FASTER/STRONGER, MY LITTLE WHORES.
how to walk like a queen [x]
Okay so this shit is in my likes and it’s come across my dash a few times since but this is the first time I’ve seen it since the following happened to me:
One time I was in Manhattan and I had a lot of walking to do and I was bored and was thinking about this gifset and I thought, huh, lets try it. So I did and I was thinking queenly, murderous thoughts and trying to see if people were more willing to get out of my way when I walked like this and then, I watch a guy pass me, do a double take, then a triple take.
Then he engages me in polite conversation for a block or two, tells me I have beautiful hair, then asks me out of drinks.
CHARLIZE THERON IS A SMART LADY BUT HER ADVICE IS POWERFUL. USE IT WISELY AND WITH CAUTION, MEN MIGHT START THROWING THEMSELVES AT YOU.